I don't want to hear this

In the car on the way home from the Band Banquet.

Daredevil: "Which hand does the engagement ring go on?"

Me: Stunned silence....reluctant "Why?"

Daredevil: "For future reference"

Me: holding breath "How far future?"

Daredevil: "Not anytime soon. Just want to know."

I am so not ready for them to be adults but I guess it is going to happen whether I'm ready or not.