Kid Quotes

Just a few things I have overheard kids say lately. I hear good things all the time and make a mental note to remember it. But, apparently I'm out of cerebral post it notes or mental ink because I can't remember most of them.

Overheard from my neighbor's backyard: a little boy's voice, "I have a hose and I know how to use it."

One little girl to another in Wal-Mart while their mothers stood talking, "Don't sit on the floor. They'll sweep you up and you'll be gone."

I was asking Chowhound about the movie he was watching. He turned, pointed the remote at me and said, "Mute".