Friday, November 03, 2006

Spelling Tests

I wonder if John Kerry could pass these spelling tests. I took the first test and missed 3. It said the average misses 14 out of 50. But, it is 5:30 in the am and I have had NO coffee! That lousy maid and housekeeper of mine forgot to stock up. Good help is so hard to find. I should fire her. If I fire myself, can I collect unemployment?