Thursday, June 21, 2007

SSAM

This Meme was originally titled "LALOLKFATYK " (Learn A Lot Of Little Known Facts About Those You Know). I think SSAM (Stupid Shit About Me) would be better. But, I will play along because it...well, just because.

WHERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Much to my mother's surprise and dismay, I was named after her (first name only). She intended on naming me Suzanne Marie. But, when the nurse came around to fill out the birth certificate my mother was not coherent due to complications so my father re-named me. My mom found out when the nurse came to verify the Birth Certificate. She wasn't pleased.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
The last time I was PMSing.

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Some days. Sometimes it looks great and then other times it looks like a doctors.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

Quizo's prime rib

DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
If they're not mine then someone has been playing a bad practical joke on me.

IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Hell no. That probably explains why I don't have a lot of friends and only 8 people read my blog.

DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
What do you think?

DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
As far as I know. Of course the aliens could have abducted me and taken them.

WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
No way.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Don't have one

DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Nope

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
No.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Turtle Tracks

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
That they are whispering about me.

RED OR PINK?
medium rare

WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
My memory....I think....I can't remember.

WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
My Dad because I've never gotten the chance to know him.

WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
olive green

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Indian corn

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
The TV in the other room

IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
one of those multi-colored ones that are all melted together

FAVORITE SMELLS?
Dinner that someone else cooked

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Someone from work about a problem.

FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
NASCAR wrecks

HAIR COLOR?
only my hair dresser knows

EYE COLOR?
blue

DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
No.

FAVORITE FOOD?
Seafood

SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
I don't do Scary

LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Spiderman 3

WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
you're making assumptions aren't you?

SUMMER OR WINTER?
Spring, summer, fall...I don't do winter.

HUGS OR KISSES?
Yes.

FAVORITE DESSERT?
All of it.

MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Most everyone has done it.

LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Most everyone that wants to do it has done it.

WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Excel, Access 2003. Yeah, I'm behind the times but we use it at work and I'm building spreadsheets and such.

WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
water ripples

WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT?
same stupid stuff that's always on

FAVORITE SOUND?
Laughter

ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
George Strait

WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Which way? LA, NY, Bahamas

DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
Yep. I just haven't discovered what it is yet.

WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
On this planet

WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
I just want to see if anyone actually reads it.

Okay, Mom. I did it. Are you proud of me?