Friday, June 29, 2007

This is...

...for Mrs. Who.

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from
an evening of Church services when she was startled by
an intruder.
She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its
valuables and yelled,
"Stop! Acts 2:38! " (Repent and be baptized, in the name
of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly
called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the
burglar,"Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did
was yell a scripture to you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax
and Two 38's!"