Urgent Holiday Alert!!!

URGENT! URGENT! EMERGENCY NOTICE!

I'm late in spreading the word but this holiday desperately needs to be recognized.

Tomorrow, April 7, is NO HOUSEWORK DAY!

Yes, it's official. You have the excuse to say NO and not feel guilty.

There's two ways to celebrate this day:

If you normally do the housework around the house, cease and desist for this day. Instead, kick back and enjoy the day. Relax and do anything, except housework.

If you are a spouse or significant other, do the housework for your mate. It gives her (or him) a break from the housework. And, you just might get an appreciation of how much work it takes to keep up the house.

Quickly, spread the word. Send out notices. Burn your brooms. No housework tomorrow!