Wednesday, September 28, 2005

But the dead deer with the IV made it weird

Did your paper have this story?

Cops in North Carolina thought it was odd enough a Jacksonville man was driving
an ambulance reported stolen hours earlier.
Odder still was that he was wearing a makeshift doctor's uniform consisting of a stethoscope, a pager-like gadget and latex gloves stuffed in his back pocket.
But then things started getting really strange when they saw a dead deer, fully stretched out and wedged in the back. Some said there was an intravenous line attached to the animal and there was evidence a defibrillator had been used.

Mental patient or someone from PETA? Oh, I forgot. There isn't a difference. Maybe he was the guy who responded to the 911 call in this audio clip I heard years ago. Supposedly, this guy calls 911 to report he had hit a deer and then put it in his car thinking it was dead. Then the deer revives and bites him on the neck. Then a dog comes along and tries to get the deer. It's funny. Don't know if it is true and don't really care. It is just hilarious to listen too.

You don't really need to make things up. People do the strangest things.